FOREVER. He was a nasty little Pugsley when he was a kid. Look at this round smirking turd ball. What a loser. What a nerd.
He just got uglier and smirkier.
He thinks he's SO cool. All he did with his life was take menial gofer jobs, and even then, he got caught stealing, got caught being stupid, and got fired, fired, fired.
Fast-forward to when he discovered BLOGGING. "Blogging saved my life," he declared. Because he had nothing else to do. Nobody would hire him. He was a FAILURE.
Soon enough, he began sobbing and growling that he wasn't appreciated enough. He pulled blogs down. He deleted from his competitors using his SONY connections and a hidden SONY email address he managed to keep.
When he got enemies and ridicule, he began to demand pity because...he was DYING. Here's one of his first whoppers about how he was DYING. The year is 2007.
Hilarious. He even lied about his REAL NAME.
"John (my real name)." No, his REAL name is SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.
What did he do since 2007? Claim several more heart attacks, claim near-fatal diverticulitis, various operations, a brainstem explosion, brain tumors (they come and go), more heart attacks, a stroke, a variety of near-fatal car accidents, and the multiple deaths of his mother-in-law and his wife, who seems to have a habit of getting into a coma or falling downstairs.
Back in 2007, he not only tried to get sympathy for dying, he made up crap about his friends who had died. Only they didn't. Here's the BIG WHOPPER to start the new year, 2007:
HA HA HA. Famous last words.
"excuse me, while i go find something really worthwile to do with the rest of my life."
What did he do since 2007? Open and close a hundred blogs, continue to be a pathological liar, meddle in forums, aggravate people in shoutboxes, steal music from other blogs and claim it as his own, delete from his rivals, get dozens of new names to use in shoutboxes and forums where he was banned, and get more when he was banned all over again.
ONE of the biggest farces of Hansy's career as a mental case, was to insist that his best friend in the blogworld, who used the tag LAZYREBEL, was a brave music sharer who LOST HIS ARMS AND LEGS in the Vietnam war.
How the fuck did he upload dozens of albums to forums every week? Almost always the shitty country music that HANS loves so much?
LAZYREBEL told other forum members that he used his hooks. He somehow did hunt-and-peck typing with HOOKS, and then took the trouble to hoist it all to Rapidshare (the favored download site at the time). When this was met with a bit of doubt, Hans went to the defense of LAZYREBEL and said, "I no for a fact that it is true but sometimes his heroic wife June helps."
Sure. A wife has nothing better to do than help an armless husband post country music crap into a rock forum.
Here, Hansy is carrying on about the man having colon cancer, and how tragic it is, because he was just about to get "posthetic" legs.
How sick does it get?
There's always a kernel of truth in a liar's tale, something to make people stop and wonder. In this case, there WAS a real guy who used the LAZYREBEL handle. Unfortunately for him, he got HOOKED into being a stooge for Hans, one of many to be fooled and used.
The only way Terry (his real name) could deal with Devente's demented insanity, was to fake his own death! Terry didn't risk posting at Groovyfab anymore, but managed to find a new name and a few new forums where he could socialize in peace, upload a few things, and download a few things...with his two VERY FUNCTIONAL HANDS.
He died over TEN YEARS after Hans declared he was dying. Terry passed away in North Carolina at the age of 74. Hans, now 73, keeps on declaring he hasn't long to live. "Brain swelling..." "a slow moving tumor...." "I was in the hospital again for my heart and it doesn't look good..."
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