"LIVE" at Zinhof's Shoutbox again and NOT IN THE HOSPITAL - the notorious liar, Hans De Vente, The Dutch Douchebag

 

 One of the MANY words that applies to old, smelly, mendacious, pathetic, pesty, nasty, creepy Sake Johannes De Vente (aka "HANS") is...

STUPID. 

He is probably the STUPIDEST man in Holland. You don't get fired from every job for being smart. You don't lie to Andy Partridge and others and get away with it for THAT long. You don't commit the same vicious acts of sabotage and abuse of others on usenet, in forums and in shoutboxes without almost ALL but the most naive cretins catching on. 

It didn't take long for everyone to know that "WILSON" (alias #952983 at Zinhof's shoutbox) was Hansy Pansy, when he spelled it WILZUN. How many times has HANSZUN pulled that stupid ZUN gag? 

It's ALWAYS "zunny" in useless suburbs in Holland where the government gives worthless leeches a look-alike place to live, and social security at 55, and all the freebies cheap Dutch Douches like Hansy Pansy need so they can spend their time being worthless Internet trolls and jerks. 

Beware the IDES OF MARCH. HANS THE LIAR, aka HANS STINKER, was claiming to be in the hospital getting heart surgery! (He already used up brain tumors, brain stem explosion, diverticulitis, leukemia, Covid...) 

Instead he was somehow using his computer to play in his favorite SHOUTBOX, and babble about how "a friend" posted a link for him: 

He has no friends. He has a few dull-witted idiots like JOAO who meekly and greedily lick Hansy's ass to get hundreds of crappy Windhim Hill albums, or to share Hansy Pansy's homo-love of Cowboys and Beachboys, from Brian WilSUN to "MERLE HAGRID." This friend coincidentally has some rarity that...actually came from Hansy Pansy's 100TB collection of compulsive crap? 

What did demented De Vente do next? "The Good Egg" as he likes to call himself, resorted to his usual ranting and cursing and name-calling:

 

WILSUN disappeared after being proven a LIAR once again. Ge's NOT in a hospital at all, just holed up in his look-alike government row house home (you know, where his wife is always "falling downstairs"). 

 

Hansy Pansy doesn't go walking in his ZUNNY neighborhood loaded with other retired leeches. His personality is obnoxious. Even before he found out what a liar Hansy Pansy is, Andy Partridge recalled him as being like a big slobbery St. Bernard dog, following Andy and the band around, wearing a Mark David Chapman grin, being too needy and pathetic to say "Get LOST" to. 

So...how does Hansy think up a clever way to get back into the shoutbox with a new name just to post what's already been posted??? Easy. Just use a new alias, and be assured that the Senile Croatian Scrotum, the even more English-challenged Mr. Zinhof (affectionally called "ZINNY" by strangers who don't know him) will not care. 

Enter LIVES2SHORT, who instantly gotten into fights for re-posting other peoples uploads. Long time Hans-spotters easily saw through it. How often has The Dutch Douche whined that he was about to die and lives too short? How often, including his idiotic COVID blogs (urging people "save your live stay indoors") has this moron confused the worlds "LIFE" and "LIVE?" 

Next alias? How about the most accurate one....STUPID! 

Yes, Psycho Hans ACTUALLY PRETENDED HE was DYING OF CORONAVIRUS

He could not resist. 

Here's the big oaf, the drama queen, the Lying Asshole, the VILLAGE IDIOT OF BADHOEVEDORP, putting up a new blog (pretending to be in Palm Springs again) and sobbing that he has CORONAVIRUS.

 Notice how he ends all his vainglorious sobbing and crying with..."the blog will not be updated till I feel better." And of course, he UPDATED IT A FEW DAYS LATER. 

 What an asshole. A few people even more retarded than him actually left comments on his blog. All three of them. He was once the BLOGFATHER with hundreds of comments. Now he's the limpdick loser everyone is bored with. Him and his tired, tired garbage he uploads, and the junk he steals that people can get everywhere else. 

 

No, those are NOT the symptoms of Corona. The asshole can't even TRY to be authentic. Sure enough, a few days later...

 

Oooh ooh, the NITTY GRITTY DIRT BAND....AGAIN.  OOOH OOH, a Bee Gees documentary he stole off somebody else's blog. 

No wonder people really wish this boring overgrown baby would just GO AWAY to the ELEPHANT'S GRAVEYARD WHERE HE BELONGS. 

Zzzzz....you can't even COUNT the number of times this bloated baby has claimed to be dying, claimed his wife or mother-in-law was dying, claimed to be about to kill himself...remember THIS ONE?

 Hey Hansy Pansy, here's a picture you can use in OLD ZINHOF's shoutbox: 

The Long Goodbye - Hans keeps DYING again and again

Oh look who is talking about dying again. Zzzz. How many YEARS has he put up blogs and moped in shoutboxes about how he's dying? Then he makes "good use" of his time by posting some tired shit he's posted again and again.

Whether he's droning on about his latest repeat of MERLE HAGGARD music or "those Jewish boys" SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, nobody cares.

Whether he fawns over somebody in the Zinhof shoutbox and thanks them for a download, that doesn't mean anything. The person doesn't not care about HANS and is not going to visit him in that private hospital room. Who would?

Yeah, HANS, "on the government teat," wastes Holland's time and money. Nobody cared to know why he was in the hospital and NOBODY wished him well. Not on his latest stupid blog, not in any shoutbox. 

Who cares.

HE DOES NOT MATTER. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING now. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

HANS DE VENTE is HOLLAND'S FATTEST UGLIEST RAT but it's HOLLAND'S MINKS THAT HAVE COVID-19

Hans De Vente has been faking his death for years.

"I am going to kill myself...I have tinnitus...I have diverticulitis...I have a brain tumor...it does not look good..." He's put up blogs declaring he's ready for a "happy death" and that if people don't see him giving away his stale Hank Williams downloads or shoddy Talking Heads bootlegs, it's because he will be DEAD, and his body "buried at sea."

It turns out that while he is easily Holland's FATTEST UGLIEST RAT, and he's happily KILLED OFF millions of sales and cost his much hated SONY NEDERLANDS a fortune, there's an even worse plague than HANS DE VENTE.

You didn't know that HOLLAND is one of the world's WORST offending countries in breeding MINKS and killing them for FUR?

It turns out that greed and stupidity isn't confined to HANS DE VENTE. The Netherlands is loaded with creepy users, obnoxious selfish scumbags, and totally immoral cheese-headed swine. Imagine, breeding animals JUST to KILL THEM for the sake of VANITY!

That's like Hans De Vente who became "The Blogfather" and killed music sales JUST so people would say he was "a good egg."

"More than 1.1 million minks have been killed on 26 Dutch farms that recorded outbreaks, according to the Netherlands Food and Consumer Product Safety Authority. The government announced Thursday that minks at a 27th farm also were infected and would be killed.

The Netherlands, which has some 160 mink farms, is the world’s fourth-biggest producer of the prized fur after Denmark, China and Poland, according to Wim Verhagen, director of the Dutch federation of fur farmers."

Yes, the fabulous NETHERLANDS which spawned a miserable sociopath named SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE, spawns MINKS just to KILL THEM, and has the same morality as CHINA and POLAND. As for DENMARK, this is a country that welcomed Hitler, and that engaged in ruthless slavery. Yes, while everyone rages about how much "BLACK LIVES MATTER" and how awful a small bunch of Southern States were 150 years ago, DENMARK was enjoying the benefits of SLAVERY and did not stop until 1917. Consider the Civil War in America was ended in 1865 when the White North finally defeated the bigots of the South.

From 1672 to 1917 Denmark had a colony in the Caribbean called the Danish West Indies, which consisted of the islands St. Thomas, St. Jan and St. Croix.

While the name HANS DE VENTE deserves to be connected with stupidity, avarice, sociopathic greed, psychotic perversity, incredible lying, as well as anti-Semitism and hatred of blacks, let's not forget the bigger picture. There are, FAR WORSE ASSHOLES IN HOLLAND besides HANS DE VENTE.

HE' IS JUST THE UGLIEST AND SMELLIEST.

"HANS" De Vente - The Old Dutchman Has a Death Wish

Hanzie Hitler doesn't have the guts to go into his bunker and blow his brains out. 

He wants somebody to do it for him. That's why he is constantly baiting people in that Zinhof shoutbox, and making snide antisemitic and antiblack remarks. 

HANS DE VENTE doesn't think BLACK LIVES MATTER. He has joked about their "shit" music. 

He now turns his attention from BLACK to GREEN. 

Imagine that. HANSY TURNING ON GREEN:

He has a history of daring people to come and get him. His games include the BLOGFATHER game and "MY BLOG CAN BEAT YOUR BLOG" game and putting an AYATOLLAH turban on his head after hacking and destroying a music forum that banned him. 

His games include asking people to "GET" rival bloggers because he couldn't figure out where in England or France they were. He secretly wants to die, and has made so many blogs where he's threatened suicide and declared he's had a GOOD LIFE and he would not mind if it ended....

Now he's been amping up his attacks on another blogger, GREEN: 

Hansy, as usual, has been stealing links. GREEN has been a regular target out of JEALOUSY. GREEN is a successful blogger. DEMENTED DE VENTE because he is insane and obnoxious, is NOT.

Hansy wants GREEN to come after him. Why else go into yet another mindless RANT in the Zinhof shoutbox? 

Hansy has craved punishment ever since he was a little brat. "My father beat me," he repeated over and over on his blogs. He said it more out of nostalgia. At least SOMEBODY cared enough to pay attention. Pathetic, isn't it? 

Giving away music was never enough. He became notorious because of his rotten attitude, his insults, and his macabre fantasies about others: "I hope you die of AIDS WITH EBOLA." 

Remember some of HANZIE's DEATH BLOGS? Only a month ago he was delighting in the Coronavirus, declaring that he would probably be dead any day, and "i am scared shitless." He selflessly urged others to "SAFEYOURLIFE" (Mr. Illiterate English as a Language he THINKS he can speak). 

Yes, he knew he was HERE TODAY GONE TOMORROW. Awwww....

 

There are more people following him and sharing information on him than there are people downloading his boring new age music and stale Hank Williams wav files. His emails have been hacked and even his drug prescriptions are known. He just wants more people to hate him. It makes him think he's ALIVE! For the moment.

DEMENTED "HANS" DE VENTE - the CRYING DUTCHMAN

What does lonely loser HANS cry about? 

HEAR HIM AND WATCH HIM CRY. 

SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE - the old queen who CRIES and CRIES

Hans De Vente is DYING - ALIVE - DYING - ALIVE - JUST BEING A NEEDY, DRIPPY ASSHOLE

He's done it SO often, it's hardly been worth posting. 

You know Hansy Pansy: "Blogging is not for Me" he whines, and "There are more important things to do with the TIME I HAVE LEFT." It lasts a day. 

Then...either it's a miracle cure for this "it doesn't look good" ailment, or he doesn't even bother with an excuse and just starts flogging THE BEACH BOYS or HANK WILLIAMS or some other tired shit he's posted endlessly to NO INTEREST. 

Here he goes again, May 17th on blog #875298349847, "living with six inches up my ass" or whatever he calls it. Oh, "living six feet apart." 

He also wiped his...OTHER blog,  #875298349848, where he was posting Tokyo crap that nobody was paying ANY attention to: 

The day before, he was telling everyone how much he was enjoying his new IPAD and how he MIGHT fulfill somebody's request eventually, but he was "in bed" at the moment. (Yes, he's the ONLY one whose idea of a good time in bed is to go check out what strangers are posting in a Croatian shoutbox.) 

One day later and he vengefully wipes all his links and does his power trip "blogging is on hold" game. People are STILL supposed to care what's wrong with him?  Everyone knows. He's mentally ill, and he's been mentally ill all his life. His sociopathic lying, which sometimes got him a job for a while, was never enough so he could KEEP a job for a while. Once SONY fired him he chowed down on the government teat and hasn't worked since.

To his three or four boyfriends in Old Pervy Zinhof's shitbox, he offered one last blast of BEACH BOYS garbage, and a wistful little whine that he hoped would get him some attention and a few NICE remarks: 

 

"a hopefully temporary goodbye." Old Brain Rot tried to not make it the usual "it doesn't look good" or "i'm going to the hospital" or one of his other dire cliches. 

"Goodbye" says the BORE WHO NEVER REALLY LEAVES.