Yes, Psycho Hans ACTUALLY PRETENDED HE was DYING OF CORONAVIRUS

He could not resist. 

Here's the big oaf, the drama queen, the Lying Asshole, the VILLAGE IDIOT OF BADHOEVEDORP, putting up a new blog (pretending to be in Palm Springs again) and sobbing that he has CORONAVIRUS.

 Notice how he ends all his vainglorious sobbing and crying with..."the blog will not be updated till I feel better." And of course, he UPDATED IT A FEW DAYS LATER. 

 What an asshole. A few people even more retarded than him actually left comments on his blog. All three of them. He was once the BLOGFATHER with hundreds of comments. Now he's the limpdick loser everyone is bored with. Him and his tired, tired garbage he uploads, and the junk he steals that people can get everywhere else. 

 

No, those are NOT the symptoms of Corona. The asshole can't even TRY to be authentic. Sure enough, a few days later...

 

Oooh ooh, the NITTY GRITTY DIRT BAND....AGAIN.  OOOH OOH, a Bee Gees documentary he stole off somebody else's blog. 

No wonder people really wish this boring overgrown baby would just GO AWAY to the ELEPHANT'S GRAVEYARD WHERE HE BELONGS. 

Zzzzz....you can't even COUNT the number of times this bloated baby has claimed to be dying, claimed his wife or mother-in-law was dying, claimed to be about to kill himself...remember THIS ONE?

 Hey Hansy Pansy, here's a picture you can use in OLD ZINHOF's shoutbox: