DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE: STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS - a true shit-for-brains

How to lose friends and irritate people - THE DEMENTED WAY.

Here are some recent examples on why people in the shoutbox LOATHE Hans De Vente, and wish he would REALLY have a stroke and drop dead. 

He's simply too obnoxious and TOO CRAZY. Aside from his mammoth lies and his constant deleting, he's simply a JERK. 

Nobody else in the shoutbox teases, makes bad jokes, and BORES EVERYONE like he does.

Nobody else posts blind links that make you GUESS what the FUCK he's posting. Some of the links are to other blogs where there's a photo of the album cover or something. Or he shows you the blog where it's a Rapidgator link, unlike his stolen 10 day (better hurry) link.

Nobody else writes "SOON COME" like you're supposed to click and care. 

Nobody else writes "when two of my favorites meet" and...you click and discover this impotent old man is sobbing over JIM BRICKMAN new wave crap and THE CARPENTERS. Anyone still doubt that he had a sexless marriage to his autistic simple-minded MOMMY, and drove out to Amsterdam from Badhoevedorp to pick up men he met online? 

Here's HANSY PANSY opening and closing blogs, another boring, boring obsession of his. LINK to my BLOG, LINK to my BLOG. Whoops, look at what happened. HE DELETED THEM: 

More of why HANS DE VENTE the demented DUTCHMAN is loathed.  Here is the diapered old pest whining and whining for MONKEES music. 

Wait, doesn't he have TINNITIS and can't bear to listen to music anymore? Why is he calling attention to himself and crying not once but TWICE, repeating his DEMAND for MONKEES music?

How much of that shit can anyone stand? Doesn't everyone HAVE all the MONKEES music they could ever want? 

Does anybody whine and REPEAT their demand? Sure. HANS does. ALL THE TIME. He's waiting for a nice DADDY to reward him for his whining and bitching

People do get tired of this asshole, but everyone knows Senile Zinhof is almost as dopey and autistic as HANSY PANSY's retarded wife, and has almost as useless a slit between his legs. Zinhof, who has forgotten how many times THE BLOGFATHER insulted him on blogs, doesn't care much about anything. 

Here's a shoutbox member who is fed up with UNIT, the Dutch Dickhead. 

Hans LOVES it when he's abused. Below, he gets off one of his trademark brilliantly witty remarks on BRXT: "brexit, what is your real name?boris johnson?"

Gosh, HANSY PANSY spent hours coming up with that one.

He was monopolizing the shoutbox with his usual wheezing and teasing, being the BAD SANTA sadist that he is

He teases "coming up,the greatest band ever,with one of the greatest songs ever..." 

Who could it be? Why is this obnoxious, wheedling, moronic Dutchman ALWAYS playing games?  Oh, he's talking about MOBY GRAPE? Moby FUCKING Grape? This 73 year-old moron is banging the drum and screaming coming up,the greatest band ever,with one of the greatest songs ever" about MOBY GRAPE? 

That's HANSY PANSY. He's the most boring LOSER on the planet. Even by the low standards of cheap Dutchmen and the retarded spawn of Amsterdam-window whores, SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE is truly DEMENTED. 

Hans De Vente aka DEVENTE THE DEMENTED LOSER - WHAT DOES AN ASSHOLE LOOK LIKE? HIM!

Hans Demented, who calls himself UNIT in a little shoutbox in Croatia, is at it again.

He's dying.

He's crying. 

He's telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.

He's crying and moaning and telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.  

Why is he LYING again? Because people can't stand him. They want him to GO AWAY, and take his bad vibes and his bullying and his deleting somewhere else. 

His reply is to LIE. 

There's petulant BABY HANS, who does wear adult diapers, screaming he "WILL NEVER AGAIN POST ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR." 

Then, bawling for sympathy, he cries, "I HAVE HAD A TIA...it left me unable to walk any distance, and with a disfigured face." 

He acts like it happened yesterday. A week ago. A month ago. 

IT HAPPENED YEARS AGO, and it was just an allergic reaction to something he ate. You eat some bad clams and your eyelid puffs up, or your lip swells, and you have the shits.

HANS IS THE SHIT.

DISFIGURED? He looks like Quasimodo anyway. He is one of the ugliest men in BADHOEVEDORP, if not the whole of HOLLAND.

Oooh, let's all look and feel SORRY FOR HANSY PANSY. Let's click the mysterious link and see: 

SO? He ALWAYS LOOKS UGLY because he IS ugly. The moronic glare, the melon-shaped head, the saggy jowls, the pubic beard, the fat nose, the tiny twisted little ear...THAT IS SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE. 

The only thing that happened was one eyelid drooped, and his lip swelled a bit. 

A week later, he was posting more pictures of himself, moaning "it doesn't look good." What, your future Hans, or that ugly face of yours? 

One person had the nerve to reply and tell him that in his latest pictures he looked fine, and there was no more signs of swelling. 

Hans instantly stopped posting, since he was hoping for dozens of well wishes, and not getting the sympathy for his LIES. 

A month later, he was crying that his wife fell down the stairs, and he would not be posting because he had to take care of her. 

When nobody responded, he went back to posting more soft music crap and "new age" garbage. He never mentioned his INVALID WIFE again.

Remember, he posted this on September 9th, as if it happened the other day or a week ago, and everyone should feel sorry for him.

He didn't say "This picture was taken years ago." He didn't say "I had a stroke years ago and I don't want another one." 

Why? Because people would say "What the FUCK are you talking about, old man? Telling you to stop posting shitty Jim Brickman music can cause you to have a STROKE? Just GO AWAY."