He's dying.
He's crying.
He's telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.
He's crying and moaning and telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.
Why is he LYING again? Because people can't stand him. They want him to GO AWAY, and take his bad vibes and his bullying and his deleting somewhere else.
His reply is to LIE.
There's petulant BABY HANS, who does wear adult diapers, screaming he "WILL NEVER AGAIN POST ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR."
Then, bawling for sympathy, he cries, "I HAVE HAD A TIA...it left me unable to walk any distance, and with a disfigured face."
He acts like it happened yesterday. A week ago. A month ago.
IT HAPPENED YEARS AGO, and it was just an allergic reaction to something he ate. You eat some bad clams and your eyelid puffs up, or your lip swells, and you have the shits.
HANS IS THE SHIT.
DISFIGURED? He looks like Quasimodo anyway. He is one of the ugliest men in BADHOEVEDORP, if not the whole of HOLLAND.
Oooh, let's all look and feel SORRY FOR HANSY PANSY. Let's click the mysterious link and see:
SO? He ALWAYS LOOKS UGLY because he IS ugly. The moronic glare, the melon-shaped head, the saggy jowls, the pubic beard, the fat nose, the tiny twisted little ear...THAT IS SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.
The only thing that happened was one eyelid drooped, and his lip swelled a bit.
A week later, he was posting more pictures of himself, moaning "it doesn't look good." What, your future Hans, or that ugly face of yours?
One person had the nerve to reply and tell him that in his latest pictures he looked fine, and there was no more signs of swelling.
Hans instantly stopped posting, since he was hoping for dozens of well wishes, and not getting the sympathy for his LIES.
A month later, he was crying that his wife fell down the stairs, and he would not be posting because he had to take care of her.
When nobody responded, he went back to posting more soft music crap and "new age" garbage. He never mentioned his INVALID WIFE again.
Remember, he posted this on September 9th, as if it happened the other day or a week ago, and everyone should feel sorry for him.
He didn't say "This picture was taken years ago." He didn't say "I had a stroke years ago and I don't want another one."
Why? Because people would say "What the FUCK are you talking about, old man? Telling you to stop posting shitty Jim Brickman music can cause you to have a STROKE? Just GO AWAY."
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