Thursday, November 14, 2019

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Who CARE if Sake Johannes DeVente and his Autistic Wife Marieke Live or Die? NOBODY

This is the LAZY REBEL. He was a big pal of Hans until he saw how Hans was DELETING his posts and ratting about him to the mods at the GroovyFab forum.


This guy, TERRY, tried to let Hans know that if the bullshit continued, there would be HELL to PAY, but Hans just gave him the "stick and stones may break my bones" bratty reply. 

TERRY then realized the only way to get rid of HANS and to stop HANS from deleting his posts, was to DISAPPEAR.

Yes, because HANS DEVENTE was such a demented DELETER and pest, Terry FAKED HIS OWN DEATH. He had his wife respond to HANSY PANSY'S endless emails with: "Terry isn't well..." and "It doesn't look good," using, in fact, all the phrases HANS HIMSELF used for his own periodic "I'm DYING" posts in the forum. 

HANS bought it. When Terry's wife finally wrote to say that her husband was DEAD, Hans actually posted a tribute blog, which was just his excuse to get sympathy for himself and throw every C&W album onto yet another blog. Ooooh more HANK WILLIAMS.

Terry IS dead now. What's different about him and HANS, is that he had the good sense to STOP BLOGGING and stop haunting shoutboxes and forums and pay attention to the REAL WORLD.

Unlike HANS, Terry had a functioning dick, produced children, and had a LIFE. He got an OBIT which is more than HANS DEVENTE will get.


Yes, Terry had a FAMILY. He had people who KNEW HIM IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD and who LIKED HIM.

Nobody in Badhoevedorp likes the Deventes. Hans is an obnoxious smelly clod with a shit sense of humor. He wears the same shirt day after day. He is incapable of holding a conversation. That's even truer for his IDIOT WIFE MARIEKE. Marieke can barely say "HALLO." All she does is grin like the simpleton she is.

  
She's just part of the furniture, along with HANSY PANSY's JOHN DEERE TOYS and Santa Claus dolls and his endless external hard drives. 


Hans calls her "my rock." Yes. A rock has more intellgence than Marieke Devente. Is that a surprise? Who but an imbecile would put up with somebody as childish, pathetic, and BORING as Hans? 

Who would stand to live in a pathetic rowhouse with an asshole who listens to Hank Williams records all day and SOBS and SOBS and SOBS. 

Who, getting a chance to visit America on all the money saved, would want to be dragged with Hans DeVente to NASHVILLE, so the asshole can drool over COWBOYS and sob at the statue of HANK WILLIAMS?

Hans Devente has always been dead from the neck up and the waist down. What a LOSER.

Fortunately Marieke can just stare at a TV screen while Hansy Pansy sobs, growls, moans and curses at his computer, and uses his stubby little fingers to type out CURSES. Like THIS:


Demented Devente has been lying for over 15 years about how he's DYING OF CANCER. He's claimed that his wife has brain cancer. That HE has brain cancer. He's constantly been trying to get sympathy with lies about endless diseases, and cries about falling downstairs, and having his computer break down, and being in hospital. Is it any surprise that he LOVES to curse at strangers and wish them KANKER? That's the Dutch word for CANCER. 

"I'm a GOOD man," he insists. "Anybody want my CDs after I'm dead? Give me your email address. When I am dead you will get CDs." How pathetic.

Monday, October 21, 2019

The Dutch Douche Who Pretends to be OLDER than He Is

For as long as he's been a public nuisance with the free blogs, the cheap Dutch Douche has cried about being born in 1946. 

He would talk about all his fake ailments and blubber that he "has little time left." 

In the shoutbox, he would routinely moan, "i am 73 and my wife is 75." Only lately he's been saying HE is 75. 

Maybe he's like Norman Bates and he dressed up in drag. Maybe his wife died a few years ago and he's wearing her clothes.

Who knows. The man IS Hans Demented Devente and he is constantly lying.

He is constanty getting new blogs, deleting them, posting GOODIES, deleting them, boasting about how he has money to waste on buying CDs, and then mewling "PRETTYPLEASE, will some kind person post this song, it would cost $1.29 on iTunes..." 

The jerk wails about how he can't listen to music because he has tinnitus, and the next day he's back in the shoutbox crying, "I am missing a few Kitaro albums I would like to hear. Won't some kind person help..." 

He is SUCH a JERK. 

The last time he posted his driver's license to tell the world he was 73...a few weeks later he was moaning that he's 75.  

His biggest problem is he's so GAY and he won't come out of the closet. Despite his PRETTYPLEASE posts, his coquette teasing ("I will post ONE item a day") and his bitchy "on the rag" psychotic behavior ("that is all i am not posting anymore i am deleting everyting") he won't admit he's NOT a man at all. He's a drama queen GAY.

If BREIN doesn't come and arrest him, if the Dutch police don't check for the pedophile gay porn on his multi-computers and external drives, maybe a few men in WHITE JACKETS should come for him. He is NUTS.


Tuesday, September 10, 2019

DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE: STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS - a true shit-for-brains

How to lose friends and irritate people - THE DEMENTED WAY.

Here are some recent examples on why people in the shoutbox LOATHE Hans De Vente, and wish he would REALLY have a stroke and drop dead. 

He's simply too obnoxious and TOO CRAZY. Aside from his mammoth lies and his constant deleting, he's simply a JERK. 

Nobody else in the shoutbox teases, makes bad jokes, and BORES EVERYONE like he does.

Nobody else posts blind links that make you GUESS what the FUCK he's posting. Some of the links are to other blogs where there's a photo of the album cover or something. Or he shows you the blog where it's a Rapidgator link, unlike his stolen 10 day (better hurry) link.




Nobody else writes "SOON COME" like you're supposed to click and care. 

Nobody else writes "when two of my favorites meet" and...you click and discover this impotent old man is sobbing over JIM BRICKMAN new wave crap and THE CARPENTERS. Anyone still doubt that he had a sexless marriage to his autistic simple-minded MOMMY, and drove out to Amsterdam from Badhoevedorp to pick up men he met online? 

Here's HANSY PANSY opening and closing blogs, another boring, boring obsession of his. LINK to my BLOG, LINK to my BLOG. Whoops, look at what happened. HE DELETED THEM: 




More of why HANS DE VENTE the demented DUTCHMAN is loathed.  Here is the diapered old pest whining and whining for MONKEES music. 

Wait, doesn't he have TINNITIS and can't bear to listen to music anymore? Why is he calling attention to himself and crying not once but TWICE, repeating his DEMAND for MONKEES music?

How much of that shit can anyone stand? Doesn't everyone HAVE all the MONKEES music they could ever want? 


Does anybody whine and REPEAT their demand? Sure. HANS does. ALL THE TIME. He's waiting for a nice DADDY to reward him for his whining and bitching


People do get tired of this asshole, but everyone knows Senile Zinhof is almost as dopey and autistic as HANSY PANSY's retarded wife, and has almost as useless a slit between his legs. Zinhof, who has forgotten how many times THE BLOGFATHER insulted him on blogs, doesn't care much about anything. 

Here's a shoutbox member who is fed up with UNIT, the Dutch Dickhead. 


Hans LOVES it when he's abused. Below, he gets off one of his trademark brilliantly witty remarks on BRXT: "brexit, what is your real name?boris johnson?"

Gosh, HANSY PANSY spent hours coming up with that one.

He was monopolizing the shoutbox with his usual wheezing and teasing, being the BAD SANTA sadist that he is

He teases "coming up,the greatest band ever,with one of the greatest songs ever..." 

Who could it be? Why is this obnoxious, wheedling, moronic Dutchman ALWAYS playing games?  Oh, he's talking about MOBY GRAPE? Moby FUCKING Grape? This 73 year-old moron is banging the drum and screaming coming up,the greatest band ever,with one of the greatest songs ever" about MOBY GRAPE? 

That's HANSY PANSY. He's the most boring LOSER on the planet. Even by the low standards of cheap Dutchmen and the retarded spawn of Amsterdam-window whores, SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE is truly DEMENTED. 



Hans De Vente aka DEVENTE THE DEMENTED LOSER - WHAT DOES AN ASSHOLE LOOK LIKE? HIM!

Hans Demented, who calls himself UNIT in a little shoutbox in Croatia, is at it again.

He's dying.

He's crying. 

He's telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.

He's crying and moaning and telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.  

Why is he LYING again? Because people can't stand him. They want him to GO AWAY, and take his bad vibes and his bullying and his deleting somewhere else. 

His reply is to LIE. 



There's petulant BABY HANS, who does wear adult diapers, screaming he "WILL NEVER AGAIN POST ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR." 

Then, bawling for sympathy, he cries, "I HAVE HAD A TIA...it left me unable to walk any distance, and with a disfigured face." 

He acts like it happened yesterday. A week ago. A month ago. 

IT HAPPENED YEARS AGO, and it was just an allergic reaction to something he ate. You eat some bad clams and your eyelid puffs up, or your lip swells, and you have the shits.

HANS IS THE SHIT.

DISFIGURED? He looks like Quasimodo anyway. He is one of the ugliest men in BADHOEVEDORP, if not the whole of HOLLAND.



Oooh, let's all look and feel SORRY FOR HANSY PANSY. Let's click the mysterious link and see: 



SO? He ALWAYS LOOKS UGLY because he IS ugly. The moronic glare, the melon-shaped head, the saggy jowls, the pubic beard, the fat nose, the tiny twisted little ear...THAT IS SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE. 

The only thing that happened was one eyelid drooped, and his lip swelled a bit. 

A week later, he was posting more pictures of himself, moaning "it doesn't look good." What, your future Hans, or that ugly face of yours? 

One person had the nerve to reply and tell him that in his latest pictures he looked fine, and there was no more signs of swelling. 

Hans instantly stopped posting, since he was hoping for dozens of well wishes, and not getting the sympathy for his LIES. 

A month later, he was crying that his wife fell down the stairs, and he would not be posting because he had to take care of her. 

When nobody responded, he went back to posting more soft music crap and "new age" garbage. He never mentioned his INVALID WIFE again.

Remember, he posted this on September 9th, as if it happened the other day or a week ago, and everyone should feel sorry for him.

He didn't say "This picture was taken years ago." He didn't say "I had a stroke years ago and I don't want another one." 

Why? Because people would say "What the FUCK are you talking about, old man? Telling you to stop posting shitty Jim Brickman music can cause you to have a STROKE? Just GO AWAY."
 

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

HANS DE VENTE THE LIAR: I'M DYING...ANYONE CARE? YOU DON'T? THEN I'M NOT DYING AFTER ALL!

Here's crazy old bugger Johannes De Vente (HANS DE VENTE) starved for attention, and hoping everyone in a shoutbox will be concerned about him.


"I will be away...what takes me away...they told me, it may take one or two weeks..." 

Everyone in SUSPENSE? Everyone CONCERNED?

This is shit-for-brains HANS DE VENTE the 73 year-old who acts like a 7 year-old. 

No, NOBODY asked "are you all right" or "what hospital are you going to be staying at."

He's pulled too many CRYBABY PRANKS FOR ATTENTION for ANYONE to care.

He's used up: my mother is dying, my mother-in-law is dying, I'm dying, my mother-in-law is dying again, "it doesn't look good," I am dying, I have diverticulitis, I have had a brain stem explosion, I am now numb on one side of my face and the doctors say i have not long, my wife fell down stairs. etc etc. etc.

Guess what. When NOBODY cared if the asshole lived or died, and when NOBODY expressed grief at not getting a Hank Williams Jr. discography or some other shitty C&W crap, or more of his sappy "New Age" Windham Hill thefts, he announced that he was NOT going anywhere: 


Oh, Mr. "I'm Dying" and "I have a brain tumor" and "My wife has cancer" has had the vital problem POSTPONED. 

Meanwhile, he can dance around his lonely windmill while his retarded wife has that vacant idiot grin on her face, and he can continue to make stupid jokes that nobody ever acknowledges:


Ha ha ha ho ho ho hee hee hee. English is a SECOND language? Really? Mr. Witty isn't a native American? He keeps insisting he is. ("I have lived in Palm Springs the past 30 years.") 

See, Marcelo, that's a "US JOKE" and you don't get it because you're not from AMERICA like Hans De Vente. 

PS, Hans already owns every country and western album on his 24 4 TB external drives (he boasts he has nearly 3 MILLION songs). He has Townes Van Zandt, but he thought he'd make a TERRIFIC JOKE. Ha ha ha. "Went to town" on "townes albums." (US JOKE). 

Ho ho ho. 

Oh oh oh .... hasn't he repeatedly said that everyone should pity him because he CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE because he has TINNITUS?

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Poor Pitiful HANS DEVENTE the LIAR - I am dying, my wife is dying...people are MEAN to me...



HOW...MUCH OF A LIAR...IS HE? "HANS DEVENTE" is not even his name. IT IS REALLY SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.

He keeps pretending he lives in America. In Nashville. In Cal-E-Fornia. In Palm Springs. Nope. He's in Badhoevedorp, Holland and because he's on "the government teat" since he was 55, he's almost never been in America at all, even as a tourist! He is a LIAR.

Only a fool would believe this blubber-lipped fork-tongued LIAR. 

He knows there are fools out there. Jon Chapple ran "It's Psych" and many other forum mods warned him: "He gets a dozen aliases. He causes trouble. He does anything for attention." Jon insisted they were wrong. Then his forum collapsed. Thanks to HANS DEVENTE, the liar who was deleted links, crying about fake illnesses, and delighting that every day he could be the center of "get rid of him" debates.

Too many fools in this world. A fool reads about a serial murderer and says "No, no Ted Bundy can't be a killer. He's a nice looking fellow." Or "No, Bill Cosby couldn't assault anyone, he eats Jell-o."Somehow people want to believe in demons, whether it's Hitler or Mussolini or HANS DE VENTE. Mussolini made the trains run on time. Hans gives away music. How NICE.

HANS DEVENTE gives away MUSIC! Isn't he a NICE guy? 

No. He has given away music with malware in it. That's what he did so often when he was thrown out of forums. He'd come back with a new name and drop BOMBS. Then runs away. 

He steals music off other peoples' blogs and pretends it's his,  because his twin aims with his "hobby" are to get praise for himself, and get even for SONY FIRING HIM.

He deletes the competition. One of his many enemies hacked his account years ago and exposed how he sent in his DMCA's,  and posted screencaps for proof with Devente's email address. It's one of the many early blogs exposing Devente's lies and dirty behavior.

Newbies who don't know Hans DeVente the LIAR slowly figure it out, when he begins to lamely defend himself when TRAPPED. 

Did he steal some other blogger's uploads? "I only wanted to give people a different server they can use!" 

How about the dozens of times he's said HE was dying, his WIFE was dying, HE was in the hospital, his WIFE fell down the stairs...and a day later all was well and he was whingeing about needing a Laura Sullivan album to complete his SOFT MUSIC collection? 

How many times did he tell the world he had tinnitis and couldn't enjoy music anymore, and then ask for MORE MUSIC for himself? Lies, Lies, Lies. 

How many times did he come into a forum or shoutbox with a fake name and INSIST he didn't know who HANS DEVENTE the LIAR was? A day later, he's dropped the disguise to rant that he didn't delete the most recent posts in that forum or shoutbox. 

He's bragged about the times he made up hate blogs on himself JUST to get sympathy. The first time was when he was attacking some French blogger who was posting more albums than he was. He laughed at how many people rushed to defend him and vow to harass the French blogger. 

He's Photoshopped fakes, pretended to be a victim, and accused so many innocent people to cover his own tracks. 

He's left "bad comments" on his own blogs just so people would say "Don't give up, Hans" and "That was so terrible, Hans!" Poor, poor, PITIFUL HANS, a sociopathic liar since he was a kid and his father beat him for it. (Or was that a lie Hans liked to tell? He kept insisting his father beat him all the time.) 

Believe it or not, SOME idiots defend Hans and believe in him. But only for a little while.