Monday, January 27, 2020

HANSY PANSY is DYING AGAIN...or at least, has HEALTH PROBLEMS after a long day of ASSHOLERY and KOBE BRYANT RACISM

After a LONG, LONG day of posting irrelevant crap, stolen links, and attempting to fuck with the shoutboxer member GREEN (who expects people to buy a premium link so he can make money for himself), HANZIE HITLER spewed a racist insults at a dead black man, and then announced that for "health reasons" he was taking time off.

Here's today's chronology from Demented De Vente -- from his illiterate "does anybody wants" games and his "just reply" games, to his racism and his latest FAREWELL.

You can just imagine that ugly, huge lower lip of Hanzie's as he POUTED and wrote his farewell...hoping that somebody would ask what the "health reasons" were. (NOBODY DID)

HERE HE GOES...

DOES ANYBODY WANTS...


HANZIE HITLER then decides people might want (ugh) the Swingle Swingers doing BACH (badly and lamely). Natural Mr. Limpdick makes a big deal out of how he can help if anyone can't manage to download. 


"Just reply." NOBODY REPLIED. And if you're wondering where he got the SWINGLE SINGERS album, why, of course, as usual, he STOLE IT FROM ANOTHER BLOG. Last month: 



What does HANZIE HITLER do when his "ANYBODY WANTS" and lame music posts get no response?

HANZIE fires RACIST RANT about the death of a beloved black basketball star and his young daughter! 

HANZIE HITLER is notorious for hating blacks and Jews. 

Even though he's in flat, boring, third-rate HOLLAND, he got upset because the Internet news was about Kobe Bryant being killed in a helicopter crash. 

A BLACK MAN is famous and could afford a helicopter in Hanzie's beloved Cal E. Fornia? 

That was too much for him. He called the Black Man "DISGUSTING"and hates a Black Man who is rich (as opposed to a lumpy lard-load in Holland who has been on THE GOVERNMENT TEAT FOR OVER 15 YEARS and has a history of being a thief and a liar and a cheap Dutch leech).




Got that? Jealous White Supremecist Sake Johannes De Vente strikes again, screaming about an uppity black man "too rich to use a car,disgusting" and acting like KOBE BRYANT murdered his own daughter and a bunch of other people "because he wasrich." 

ANYONE still think that Sake Johannes De Vente isn't the son of a Nazi? Isn't a psycho schizoid sado-masochistic bastard? ANYONE still buying his blubbery sobs of "I'm a good man" and "I'm a nice man" and all the rest of it? Just because he "shares" music out of the most base, evil and vengeful reasons?  

The KOBE BRYANT racist slur, jealous hatred of a black man who is rich, is just the latest in his long line of vicious Mr. Hyde attacks. It's not just BLACKS and JEWS and WOMEN he hates. He's been a nasty non-stop HATER all his life, a selfish, lying, stealing, pushy, obnoxious MONSTER.

Don't forget just a week or two ago when he called Miles Davis and John Coltrane and their legacy a "TUB A SHIT," and gave it all away with a racist smirk. 

Check the other blogs that document how often he not only DELETED links, and ATTACKED rivals, but wished them "AIDS WITH EBOLA" and shouted "I HOPE YOU GET CANCER." Remember how he created utter chaos in every forum he was ever in, and all the times, thanks to the protection of DADDY ZINHOF a Croatian Nazi, he's shouted "FUCK YOU" and "DIE" and all kinds of curses in English and in Dutch, on fellow music "sharers" who simply asked him for a re-up or asked him what the bit-rate was. 

The KOBE BRYANT slam is not some mistake. It's the work of an unrepentant, mean, fat ugly NAZI bastard that Holland has been allowing free room and board.

The great MOVIE MAVEN, demented Hans De Vente, decides to throw around entire films, but the ugly mogul gets NO responses. Other posters spoil his fun by posting amid his monotonous run of drivel:



After all these pointless, sad attempts at attention get NOTHING, HANZIE HITLER suddenly realizes he's SICK...and he CAN'T POST ANYMORE. 

That is, "for a while." 



NOBODY RESPONDED.

You can bet that "I will be gone for a while" will turn out to be, what, ONE DAY? TWO? Then it'll be a new name and more of his pathetic, lumbering waddles on the treadmill to oblivion.

Thursday, January 16, 2020

TWAT-FACE HANS DEVENTE (HANS THE HOLE) declares THE END IS COMING SOON

Oh look, it's desperate Hansy Pansy, still in his wife's knickers, still crying and sobbing for attention, STILL shutting one blog to open ANOTHER.

Ooooh another BLOGGY BLOGGY BLOGGY for Hansy Poo. He keeps telling everyone he's dying but all he does with THE TIME HE HAS LEFT is give away garbage music anyone can find ANYWHERE. What a pathetic fairy godmother.

Is it because he's a Cheap Dutchman? That he hates SONY NEDERLANDS? That he's just a neurotic one-note idiot? WHO CARES. 

Aside from a few of his long-distance boyfriends with silly names, like JOAO ALBA, nobody pays much attention to him anymore. He's a sad sick lonesome monster. An ugly blubber-lipped joke. 

A sobbing, whining, crying, mewling overgrown BABY who is as brainless at 73 as he was at 3. 

endiscomingsoon.blogspot.com 


Same old asshole. Same old pouty crap: they will not be re upped." Ha ha ho ho hee hee until he gets ANOTHER blog to flog the same LAME GARBAGE

 Same old witless HANSY PANSY, grabbing a FREE picture (he IS the cheapest Dutchman in Holland) from something OLD and HACKNEYED that WE HAVE ALL SEEN A MILLION TIMES, and more of his dumb spelling:

KUNTRIE.

Oooh, HANSY PANSY, nobody has had enough of your boring COUNTRY MUSIC. Your endless HANK WILLIAMS posts and all the rest of the tired, tired garbage.

THE END IS NEAR?

Everyone hopes so. The end of boring, lonesome, pathetic, hairy-fairy HANSY PANSY. 

Oh wait. IS that his name? HANS? The sad loser is insisting it really isn't. 



 His full name is HANDLE. 

Except fat old Limp Dick does not have a working HANDLE. 

His Gouda-brain is rotting.





Thursday, November 14, 2019

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Who CARE if Sake Johannes DeVente and his Autistic Wife Marieke Live or Die? NOBODY

This is the LAZY REBEL. He was a big pal of Hans until he saw how Hans was DELETING his posts and ratting about him to the mods at the GroovyFab forum.


This guy, TERRY, tried to let Hans know that if the bullshit continued, there would be HELL to PAY, but Hans just gave him the "stick and stones may break my bones" bratty reply. 

TERRY then realized the only way to get rid of HANS and to stop HANS from deleting his posts, was to DISAPPEAR.

Yes, because HANS DEVENTE was such a demented DELETER and pest, Terry FAKED HIS OWN DEATH. He had his wife respond to HANSY PANSY'S endless emails with: "Terry isn't well..." and "It doesn't look good," using, in fact, all the phrases HANS HIMSELF used for his own periodic "I'm DYING" posts in the forum. 

HANS bought it. When Terry's wife finally wrote to say that her husband was DEAD, Hans actually posted a tribute blog, which was just his excuse to get sympathy for himself and throw every C&W album onto yet another blog. Ooooh more HANK WILLIAMS.

Terry IS dead now. What's different about him and HANS, is that he had the good sense to STOP BLOGGING and stop haunting shoutboxes and forums and pay attention to the REAL WORLD.

Unlike HANS, Terry had a functioning dick, produced children, and had a LIFE. He got an OBIT which is more than HANS DEVENTE will get.


Yes, Terry had a FAMILY. He had people who KNEW HIM IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD and who LIKED HIM.

Nobody in Badhoevedorp likes the Deventes. Hans is an obnoxious smelly clod with a shit sense of humor. He wears the same shirt day after day. He is incapable of holding a conversation. That's even truer for his IDIOT WIFE MARIEKE. Marieke can barely say "HALLO." All she does is grin like the simpleton she is.

  
She's just part of the furniture, along with HANSY PANSY's JOHN DEERE TOYS and Santa Claus dolls and his endless external hard drives. 


Hans calls her "my rock." Yes. A rock has more intellgence than Marieke Devente. Is that a surprise? Who but an imbecile would put up with somebody as childish, pathetic, and BORING as Hans? 

Who would stand to live in a pathetic rowhouse with an asshole who listens to Hank Williams records all day and SOBS and SOBS and SOBS. 

Who, getting a chance to visit America on all the money saved, would want to be dragged with Hans DeVente to NASHVILLE, so the asshole can drool over COWBOYS and sob at the statue of HANK WILLIAMS?

Hans Devente has always been dead from the neck up and the waist down. What a LOSER.

Fortunately Marieke can just stare at a TV screen while Hansy Pansy sobs, growls, moans and curses at his computer, and uses his stubby little fingers to type out CURSES. Like THIS:


Demented Devente has been lying for over 15 years about how he's DYING OF CANCER. He's claimed that his wife has brain cancer. That HE has brain cancer. He's constantly been trying to get sympathy with lies about endless diseases, and cries about falling downstairs, and having his computer break down, and being in hospital. Is it any surprise that he LOVES to curse at strangers and wish them KANKER? That's the Dutch word for CANCER. 

"I'm a GOOD man," he insists. "Anybody want my CDs after I'm dead? Give me your email address. When I am dead you will get CDs." How pathetic.

Monday, October 21, 2019

The Dutch Douche Who Pretends to be OLDER than He Is

For as long as he's been a public nuisance with the free blogs, the cheap Dutch Douche has cried about being born in 1946. 

He would talk about all his fake ailments and blubber that he "has little time left." 

In the shoutbox, he would routinely moan, "i am 73 and my wife is 75." Only lately he's been saying HE is 75. 

Maybe he's like Norman Bates and he dressed up in drag. Maybe his wife died a few years ago and he's wearing her clothes.

Who knows. The man IS Hans Demented Devente and he is constantly lying.

He is constanty getting new blogs, deleting them, posting GOODIES, deleting them, boasting about how he has money to waste on buying CDs, and then mewling "PRETTYPLEASE, will some kind person post this song, it would cost $1.29 on iTunes..." 

The jerk wails about how he can't listen to music because he has tinnitus, and the next day he's back in the shoutbox crying, "I am missing a few Kitaro albums I would like to hear. Won't some kind person help..." 

He is SUCH a JERK. 

The last time he posted his driver's license to tell the world he was 73...a few weeks later he was moaning that he's 75.  

His biggest problem is he's so GAY and he won't come out of the closet. Despite his PRETTYPLEASE posts, his coquette teasing ("I will post ONE item a day") and his bitchy "on the rag" psychotic behavior ("that is all i am not posting anymore i am deleting everyting") he won't admit he's NOT a man at all. He's a drama queen GAY.

If BREIN doesn't come and arrest him, if the Dutch police don't check for the pedophile gay porn on his multi-computers and external drives, maybe a few men in WHITE JACKETS should come for him. He is NUTS.


Tuesday, September 10, 2019

DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE: STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS - a true shit-for-brains

How to lose friends and irritate people - THE DEMENTED WAY.

Here are some recent examples on why people in the shoutbox LOATHE Hans De Vente, and wish he would REALLY have a stroke and drop dead. 

He's simply too obnoxious and TOO CRAZY. Aside from his mammoth lies and his constant deleting, he's simply a JERK. 

Nobody else in the shoutbox teases, makes bad jokes, and BORES EVERYONE like he does.

Nobody else posts blind links that make you GUESS what the FUCK he's posting. Some of the links are to other blogs where there's a photo of the album cover or something. Or he shows you the blog where it's a Rapidgator link, unlike his stolen 10 day (better hurry) link.




Nobody else writes "SOON COME" like you're supposed to click and care. 

Nobody else writes "when two of my favorites meet" and...you click and discover this impotent old man is sobbing over JIM BRICKMAN new wave crap and THE CARPENTERS. Anyone still doubt that he had a sexless marriage to his autistic simple-minded MOMMY, and drove out to Amsterdam from Badhoevedorp to pick up men he met online? 

Here's HANSY PANSY opening and closing blogs, another boring, boring obsession of his. LINK to my BLOG, LINK to my BLOG. Whoops, look at what happened. HE DELETED THEM: 




More of why HANS DE VENTE the demented DUTCHMAN is loathed.  Here is the diapered old pest whining and whining for MONKEES music. 

Wait, doesn't he have TINNITIS and can't bear to listen to music anymore? Why is he calling attention to himself and crying not once but TWICE, repeating his DEMAND for MONKEES music?

How much of that shit can anyone stand? Doesn't everyone HAVE all the MONKEES music they could ever want? 


Does anybody whine and REPEAT their demand? Sure. HANS does. ALL THE TIME. He's waiting for a nice DADDY to reward him for his whining and bitching


People do get tired of this asshole, but everyone knows Senile Zinhof is almost as dopey and autistic as HANSY PANSY's retarded wife, and has almost as useless a slit between his legs. Zinhof, who has forgotten how many times THE BLOGFATHER insulted him on blogs, doesn't care much about anything. 

Here's a shoutbox member who is fed up with UNIT, the Dutch Dickhead. 


Hans LOVES it when he's abused. Below, he gets off one of his trademark brilliantly witty remarks on BRXT: "brexit, what is your real name?boris johnson?"

Gosh, HANSY PANSY spent hours coming up with that one.

He was monopolizing the shoutbox with his usual wheezing and teasing, being the BAD SANTA sadist that he is

He teases "coming up,the greatest band ever,with one of the greatest songs ever..." 

Who could it be? Why is this obnoxious, wheedling, moronic Dutchman ALWAYS playing games?  Oh, he's talking about MOBY GRAPE? Moby FUCKING Grape? This 73 year-old moron is banging the drum and screaming coming up,the greatest band ever,with one of the greatest songs ever" about MOBY GRAPE? 

That's HANSY PANSY. He's the most boring LOSER on the planet. Even by the low standards of cheap Dutchmen and the retarded spawn of Amsterdam-window whores, SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE is truly DEMENTED. 



Hans De Vente aka DEVENTE THE DEMENTED LOSER - WHAT DOES AN ASSHOLE LOOK LIKE? HIM!

Hans Demented, who calls himself UNIT in a little shoutbox in Croatia, is at it again.

He's dying.

He's crying. 

He's telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.

He's crying and moaning and telling everyone he can't walk and he's disfigured.  

Why is he LYING again? Because people can't stand him. They want him to GO AWAY, and take his bad vibes and his bullying and his deleting somewhere else. 

His reply is to LIE. 



There's petulant BABY HANS, who does wear adult diapers, screaming he "WILL NEVER AGAIN POST ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR." 

Then, bawling for sympathy, he cries, "I HAVE HAD A TIA...it left me unable to walk any distance, and with a disfigured face." 

He acts like it happened yesterday. A week ago. A month ago. 

IT HAPPENED YEARS AGO, and it was just an allergic reaction to something he ate. You eat some bad clams and your eyelid puffs up, or your lip swells, and you have the shits.

HANS IS THE SHIT.

DISFIGURED? He looks like Quasimodo anyway. He is one of the ugliest men in BADHOEVEDORP, if not the whole of HOLLAND.



Oooh, let's all look and feel SORRY FOR HANSY PANSY. Let's click the mysterious link and see: 



SO? He ALWAYS LOOKS UGLY because he IS ugly. The moronic glare, the melon-shaped head, the saggy jowls, the pubic beard, the fat nose, the tiny twisted little ear...THAT IS SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE. 

The only thing that happened was one eyelid drooped, and his lip swelled a bit. 

A week later, he was posting more pictures of himself, moaning "it doesn't look good." What, your future Hans, or that ugly face of yours? 

One person had the nerve to reply and tell him that in his latest pictures he looked fine, and there was no more signs of swelling. 

Hans instantly stopped posting, since he was hoping for dozens of well wishes, and not getting the sympathy for his LIES. 

A month later, he was crying that his wife fell down the stairs, and he would not be posting because he had to take care of her. 

When nobody responded, he went back to posting more soft music crap and "new age" garbage. He never mentioned his INVALID WIFE again.

Remember, he posted this on September 9th, as if it happened the other day or a week ago, and everyone should feel sorry for him.

He didn't say "This picture was taken years ago." He didn't say "I had a stroke years ago and I don't want another one." 

Why? Because people would say "What the FUCK are you talking about, old man? Telling you to stop posting shitty Jim Brickman music can cause you to have a STROKE? Just GO AWAY."